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Saturday, November 19, 2016

Interview with Bacchus, #1

Jen: Should I call you Bacchus or Dionysus?

Bacchus: Either is fine, just don't call me late for the orgy!

Jen: I would expect you to be quite an aficionado on fine wine.  Do you prefer whites or reds?

Bacchus: I don't discriminate.  

Jen: What about beer?

Bacchus: My frat boy followers seem rather enamored with it.  But I've never tried it myself.

Jen: How do you see your role in today's modern society?

Bacchus: I'm here to show people how to have a good time and get in touch with their true selves.  Put down the phone and pick up the goblet!  Let's shed our moral coils!

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