Jen: Should I call you Bacchus or Dionysus?
Bacchus: Either is fine, just don't call me late for the orgy!
Jen: I would expect you to be quite an aficionado on fine wine. Do you prefer whites or reds?
Bacchus: I don't discriminate.
Jen: What about beer?
Bacchus: My frat boy followers seem rather enamored with it. But I've never tried it myself.
Jen: How do you see your role in today's modern society?
Bacchus: I'm here to show people how to have a good time and get in touch with their true selves. Put down the phone and pick up the goblet! Let's shed our moral coils!
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